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Who Should Get a Reservation in Hell?

Reserve a special place in Hell for a new bride or groom who you think is making a huge mistake; a friend who's stuck in the job from Hell or who bought a house that's a money pit...anyone who needs a good laugh or life lesson should have a place in Hell waiting for him or her.

Recipients of a Reservation in Hell™ package will receive a Travel Portfolio with a personalized welcome letter stating who is sending this sardonic gift (can be sent anonymously), a one-way ticket to Hell, a color parchment reservation certificate, a deed to his or her eternal place in purgatory, a custom magnet, and a special Guide to Living in Hell with pertinent facts the inferno-bound person will need to prepare for the nightmare that awaits.

You can also upgrade your gift package to include a plush Devil keepsake, a handsome frame for the reservation certificate and add-ons such as additional tickets, custom t-shirts and sweatshirts.

Don't wait another minute to send someone you loathe to Hell. Click here to order a Reservation in Hell™ and give that nasty person something to think about for all eternity!

Know someone who deserves a special place in Heaven instead? Make a Reservation in Heaven™ for loved ones in your life.

•    Welcome Letter from Hell
•    Beautiful 8 1/2" X 11" Full Color Parchment Certificate of Reservation in Hell, personalized with the reservation holder's name and date the reservation was made
•    One-Way Plane Ticket to Hell
•    Deed for their Eternal Property in Hell
•    Guide to Living in Hell
•    Reservation in Hell™ Magnet
•    Travel Portfolio to keep all documents secure

 Can You Help Recommend Who Exactly Should Receive a Reservation in Hell?
• Ex-wife/Ex-husband
• Ex-partner
• Ex-lover or former in-laws
• Former boss or co-worker
• Old enemies and new enemies
• Former friends
• Former teachers
• Anyone who deserves this funny gift inspired from the coldest depths of your being